Hey guys. Wow. haven't been on here for ages. Actually to be quite honest, I didn't even know if our site still existed. I'm assuming it does if I can write an entry on it. So anywayz, kiaora fellow bunnies. Just babysitting atm, hence why I'm actually on the net. Haven't been on for quite some time, obviously. And I'm bored out of my fucking mind!! So what you guys been up to? I managed to get myself grounded and banned from the phone for two weeks. Aren't I clever? Actually its kind of a funny story. See I wasn't at school on friday right? And my whole family was out for the day. Anywho...my boyf calls and says that he's leaving early and did I want him to come over. to cut a long story short, dad came home early and we just happened to be in my bedroom at the time. of course i got the whole sex talk from my parents and got sent to my room for the night. Oh well i can still go to the formal so its all good. Well I'm gonna post this cos I don't know if anyones gonna read my ramblings anyway. so catch ya's later Luv me kinks(is back in action) ++ Thursday, December 25, 2003 // ++ ATTN: WE HAVE UNANIMOUSLY DECIDED THAT WE HATE THE WORLD. THEREFORE, BUNNYLAND IS HEREBY CLOSED FOR BUSINESS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ++ Saturday, December 20, 2003 // 09:45 p.m. ++ Hiya! *scrolls down page* Hmmmmm...email address eh? Well, the only email address I have is my school one; so it'll have to do for now. SKittie, contact me if you can't use it for some inexplicable reason; otherwise, it's emckenzie@kavanagh.school.nz - I would get another hotmail address (my last one was cancelled due to neglect XP) but I'm not allowed to, because notes and things popped up all the time when Josh last got his email; so now neither of us is trusted anymore *frowns at infantile sibling and sighs*. That and I can't be stuffed checking them anyways. Actually, am feeling rather honored that you guys still want me around after what I did to THIS poor webpage! *stares quizzically at the screen* Ummmmmm guys, what is a 'ujournal' exactly????????? You kinda left me out of the conversation yesterday; so I got no idea. McKenzies are no good with technology - it's a hereditary thing. Anyways, Mirry; YOU MUST PHONE ME SOON! I am going to mum's house for our christmas on Monday, so I won't have access to a computer for a while; maybe not till the 4th of Jan! SO TIS UUURRRGGGEEENNNTTT! I spose I could try to get another hotmail *ponders train - of - thought* will tell you if I do. Gotta go. Gonna make a chocolate cake seeing as neither Jack or I like christmas cake (icky raisins). Oh my god...we actually have something in common. Creepy. Peace Out Bunnylings and Peace on Earth! Merry Christmas! Little Evil Bunny. (Oh yes, George, WE ARE NOT ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH! I LIKE CHOCOLATE MORE! Good, good chocolate...) ++ Friday, December 19, 2003 // 08:53 p.m. ++ HEY HEY HEY BUNNIES. GO CHECK YOUR EMAILS -NOW-!!!! RIGHT NOW. We're moving... I got us a spot in ujournal as a multi-user blog. ^___^ And I've sent you confirmations and invites which you must accept immediately. (the confirmation email must be done within seven days!!) I have specific instructions in the email that i sent you, so please read it carefully! ;_; i shall answer any questions that you have for me. Because this is invitation only, ERIN, YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN EMAIL! >_< Could you, for me, -please- get an email? Hotmail or whatever. Just so i can invite you. (then i think you can ditch your email or whatever. I just need your email to get you on bunnyland. And anyway, you having an email will do you good at times.) - Skittie [PPS this is a very naughty Lovebunny who didn't so much delete as tamper with Mirry's post] ++ Friday, December 19, 2003 // 08:07 p.m. ++ Hiya! So, how are you all? Hope you're being good lickle bunnykins and eating your five - plus servings of fruit and veges EVERY day! To a totally different topic now; WOOOOOOO! I went shopping today! I was actually - for a short amount of time - in possession of a large amount of cash! YAY! But I spent it. I couldn't help it. The unconceeded glamour of the retail bussiness, the congestion of last minute christmas shoppers, the clogging fumes of cars slowly choking our planet's natural resources - effectively spelling doom for all future generations to come. Guess I was just caught up in the festive spirit. That, and I found - or rather Miriam, Meg and George found - a really awesome top; it has shoes on it. So I'm getting the best of both worlds; shoes and a shirt at the same time! Bah, I can't lose! ALL IS GOOD WITH THE WORLD! *jumps up and down, proceeding to sing 'Snoopy's Christmas' for no apparent reason. What? It's a cool song! Christmas bells, those Christmas bells...* This is the extent of my most exciting happennings during these holidays. Sad, ain't it? Need to develop a more meaningful life. And find chocolate; am kinda obsessed with the stuff. (sighs and frowns at overbearing stomach) Which isn't exactly good for me at all... Right, now this is just deppressing! I hope you all feel happy now, cause I don't *glares at inferior computer screen* Thanks alot! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! Oh - my - godness, I am so sorry, I didn't mean it; honest! I have a tendency to blame my problems on other people. (and get away with it most of the time - it's an older sibling thing) I will try to keep my temper in check. (At which time an unsupervised tennis ball collides with the back of my head which was inadvertantly situated in its flight path. Two ill - advised younger siblings scream and flee, suprisingly fast for kids of their stature; as the wrath of LEB is unleashed. Josh: "Godzilla!" Jack: "Don't eat me, eat the fat one!" Just so you know that did happen and the imbiciles have currently locked themselves in the bathroom. Hope they're armed for their sake...) Grrrrrr. Should go. It is my duty as the eldest child to kick my younger brothers' little butts to Jupiter. And on that crude note, I shall leave you. Fare thee well ogre: Peace on earth and goodwill to man. Peace Out Bunnylings and lay off the eggnog! PS. Sheepy - hair Phil has rabies. You KNOW who you are! Little Evil Bunny. (You know, that should say 'Peace on earth and godwill to man AND woman. Sexist, that is. *hiccups and raises eggnog - filled mug, hot chocolate is betta...* Mewwy Kwistmus to awl and to awl a goowd niiiight!) ++ Tuesday, December 16, 2003 // 12:52 p.m. ++ helllllllllllllllloooooooooooo Two things, I deleted my last entry because as Erin said it was confusing and the points were stupid. Secondly, I am in love. Understand I've never been very good with heroes, I was trying once to explain to Dele how I felt about them and it wasn't coming out right. I've come to a realization that I am not in fact a very likely person to go for the hero, but I now understand that I am in essence an anti-hero, I'm just a very shallow anti-hero. If they're hot I like them. If they aren't and they fit the typical hero criteria, I cheer on the bad guy. BUT if they are the hero and have a darker personality who doesn't act or think in a heroish manner I can be convinced to like them. Now for some reason I've never minded Harry, even though he is in a book and therefore has no physical profile, except Radcilff but come on ewwww. I came across this wonderful person who wrote an essay on Harry and I could not agree with her more. Read it, yes that means you Dele and see what you think. http://www.livejournal.com/users/vesania_aeterno/21378.html Lovebunny ++ Monday, December 15, 2003 // 07:59 p.m. ++ Hiya! Has been long time since I could be bothered posting on this poor godforsaken website; have been busy (NOT in a sick way Kinky - have been job searching since I found out that my account has a grand total of $27 left in it after ther grandure that is christmas shopping *realitives take note: I want - no - NEED money for Xmas. Pwetty pwease?!*), but I am here now and all is well in the world again. Especially now that Sadam is now in the clutches of the equally evil slimeball; President Bush. Ew. That came out sooooooo wrong! *shudders at bombardment of mental images; SAVE ME!* Jeez, at least that is one political scumbag down the gurgler, now if we could just dispose of the other ones. (Here Mr President, I've gotta biscut for yew...) So Bunnies, how are yuz? Am bored. Set up Christmas Tree tonight - looks vewy purdyful! The bloody thing jabbed my in the arm though; who knew public holidays could be a health hazard???? *shugs* Oh well. Am going to have christmas at mum's house on the 22nd! PRESENTS! And then we go to see Lord of the Rings on the 23rd! ORLANDO BLOOM! And then I have christmas at my dad's house on the 25th! MORE PREZZIES! And on the same day we start our travels up to Glendhu Bay; where we'll meet up with our Harris and McKenzie cousins! The only problem is that the only female relatives will be me and cousin Katherine. Oh well, at least there will be one person with the same metal calibre as me!! Hah! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP MEEEE! *skips in circles* (Sorry, in case you hadn't noticed - I have just been given chocolate and am currently on a sugar OVERLOAD! WHEEEEEEEE! RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! RUN FOREST, RUN!) Bah, should probably go; am babbling now - and my chocolate supply has dwindled. Have an awesome time in Auckland Fruitbat! Bowl 'em over *though not literally, because that would be mean and dodgey. At least give them a head start; so they can run like wind. RUN LITTLE AUCKLANDYS, RUN!* Peace Out wittle bwunny fwou fwous! Little Evil Bunny (ps. Is George's post confusing or is it just me? Eh, probably me. Never mind. Will now go on fruitless search for chocolate - thus, no fruit will be involved.) ++ Friday, December 5, 2003 // 07:05 p.m. ++ Well, today I was thinking, yes I know, thinking during the holidays is a bit extravagant, but I was bored, so I thought, why not use that little think they call the brain, and while I'm on this subject, it was my drink bottle, not my hot water bottle Adele, and anyways, I was thinking when I had a Sudden Revelation. Now, as I said, I was just thinking when this Revelation came and butted it's stupid head in, completely interrupting my train of thought. I'm not sure what i was thinking bout, or indeed whether it even had anything to do with trains, or any other vehicles, or modes of transportation, but quite possibly it was, but I'm sure it was something exciting and important and what not. I have taken to saying and what not. I quite like it. And yes,... I was rudely interrupted by this Revelation. Don't you hate it when that happens? Especially when you are talking. My brother does that all the time, you are just talking about something, and he'll butt in and go 'yeah, blah blah blah' and its not even what you're talking about. and even worse is people who butt in and talk over you, and it's like grrrrrrrrrrrr. I mean it's bad enough when it happens in my head, let alone when other people do it for me. Right, back to the topic. Yes. This Very Rude Revelation. Anyway, the Revelation was that...oh yes Danger always seems to lurk. Specially round corners. If they did a survey of books and movies and what not, I'm sure the most common phraze would be: 'Danger lurked around every corner' or something along those line... Evil seems to like lurking too. Especially in Good Omens...thats a funny book Which reminds me, I need to get round to reading Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy one of these days... Oh yes, Miri and I will do a massive post on Wellington soon, we just have to wait to the day before it comes out...we have Big Plans. And have no fear, it will be full of lots of obsessiveness over Billy Boyd, Orlando Bloom, Dominic Monahagn, Viggio Mortensen, Elijiah Wood...you get the idea. Basically every male member in the Fellowship. And a few besides... I love the music the radio is playing at the moment,...in the last 1/2 an hour I've heard My Immortal by Evanesence, There's got to be more by Stacie Orrico, Behind Blue Eyes by Limp Bizcit(how do you spell that?!?) and Numb by Linkin Park, which are four of my most favourite songs at the moment... I want to learn guitar. It sounds cool. I want to learn NOW!! Ow. My neck hurts. So on that note I shall end this post...goodbye all BB ++ Friday, December 5, 2003 // 09:24 p.m. ++ Ahh, hello all...Smutbunny here, out in Kakanui...don't worry, will be home in time for party... Am chattering to various people -- Chrisi, George and Meg and Mirri may vaguely remember her from the days of kings and queens and big shiny swords. (She was King Sparkles and Queen Adele's daughter the princess and after that it got really confusing.) I'm bored...someone amuse me...get on MSN, guys...dammit... Love from the Smutbunny, who is goddamn bored. ++ Wednesday, December 3, 2003 // 10:32 a.m. ++ *poke* ++ Tuesday, December 2, 2003 // 08:24 p.m. ++ Hiya! *sniff* Orlando has GONE! Come baaaaaaaaaack! Please? (note the pitiful tone used) Awwwww dammit! Fine, leave - see if I care! Am feeling a little down due to the departure of hot LOTR celebraties; who can blame me? Have come to the conclusion that all the cute guys are overseas, I must find a way to be deported from this hot - guyless country. Should call the Prime Minister fat; that could work... *sigh* Anyhooooow, what is going on in the wonderful world of nod? All the bunnies enjoying the 27 degrees celcius weather? Hot! Am trying to get a tan. Not succeeding. Should be job - searching. Can't be biffed. Am concerned at my apparent laziness, will go for a walk after I have finished posting; have been for 5 walks today - must find hobby, SOON! Oh, yeah; welcome back Meg and Miriam! Glad to see your plane didn't crash, or dissapear into the infinate beyonds of the Bermuda Triangle. Have to admit though; would be a pretty spectacular way to go... *snicker* : P Now to change thae topic entirely; Wooooooo! I'm going to Glendhu Bay this holiday! Am leaving on Boxing Day, or during Chistmas evening! Yay! Glendhu is absolutly spiffing darlinks, great fishing spot. Tons of trout and the odd salmon. (jumps up and down singing: "Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly awaaaaaaay...!") Hey... *scratches back of neck, deep in thought* Why do you think they call Boxing Day, Boxing Day huh? Is it because hundreds of little kids all of the world are fighting and killing each other over presents? Or maybe it's because of all the recycling that will take place whan everyone trys to get rid of the cool little boxes that the presents are wrapped up in... It makes you wonder... And on that philosophical note, I will leave you. Peace Out Bunnydiddledumplings! Little Evil Bunny. (Must now go find sharp, shiny sword to continually jab Smutbunny with as payback for her unnecessary jest concerning my less - than - adequate height. Bah, MUST GROW TALLER!) ++ Tuesday, December 2, 2003 // 02:31 a.m. ++ Exotic dancing! Midget cow. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. [dodges before Leb comes after her with sharp, pointy objects for a height-joke] I will, of course, keep in touch. I love you all. Insert sap here. GYAH! Me and Shan are cute. To read more on that, you'll have to go to my ujournal: Hell's Library. I COMMAND YOU BUY ME PRESENTS. Ahem. Love the skidiving thing. Love from the Smutbunny, who is horrified at the idea of being cute, unless she can use it to get her own way. ++ Monday, December 1, 2003 // 08:34 p.m. ++ Hiya! Has been a week since last post; must catch up with going - ons in Bunnyland... *scrolls down page* Hmmmmm...Mega Mog has a creative streak; who knew? (pauses to snigger at water bottle poem. Riiiiight.) Congrats BB, you have officially joined the ranks of the wierd - but - artistically - inclined - in - their - own - way club. *salutes* Members: Erin (still figuring out why I'm in this pointless club.), Meaghan (poetry!?!?), Kathryn (singing; duh!), George (drawing - what else?), Miriam (I'm sure you can figure THAT one out!), and Adele (ummm...exotic dancing! *snicker*). I'm sorry if I missed anybunny out; you are all special in your own way. *cough* Actually; while I touch on the subject, I just want to thank you guys/girls/bunnylings for being my friends. (prepare for soppyness) It means alot to have you guys to fall back on (not literally) - I really appreciate it. And no matter where I go or who I grow up to be; you bunnykins will always be the best pals I could ever wish for. So thanks, all of you. *sniff* Okay, okay, I know I just bust up this page with a whole heap of sentimental rubbish - so I'm sorry; just wanted you guys to know how grateful I am for having such awesome pals. Take note Dele; we're all going to miss you, but we're still here for you. Keep in contact, okay? Will be insulted if you don't and will be forced to seek revenge. And I can be very vengeful when revenge is needed to avenge the avenged recipient. Nah; you're right - I'm too lazy for that. Can't even figure out what I just wrote. (sits back and watches Lord of the Rings premire on One News; was that Meaghan and Miriam? Bah, was distracted by Orlando Bloom. *drools*) Am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous! Did I emphasise that enough? Better go now; am seeking chocolate to curb my jealous streak. Will end with a quote I heard from my oh - so - wise - father, during a rare inter - family soccer game: (which ended quite violently - it ended with three stitches in my cousin's forehead actually. My family is kinda competitive.) "It is better to have tried and failed, than to not have tried at all. Except in skydiving." Yes, my family is odd. Believe it or not; I am the sane one. *snicker* Not. Peace Out Bunnydoodledandies! Little Evil Bunny. (Have located chocolate. It's mine! My own! My....PRECIOUS! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Ahem*) ++ Monday, December 1, 2003 // 10:43 a.m. ++ George, my darling, my love, Meg, my love, my darling-- You're both fucking bonkers. -- Love from Smutbunny, who is sniggering at the pair of you. ++ Sunday, November 30, 2003 // 07:59 p.m. ++ Right it is a week into the holidays and I am horribly bored >_< Woe is poor little old me, I have posted more in the last ...period of time... [that is not a correct sounding statement but I slept for 4 hours in the middle of the day, I never do that!!! The comment roughly translated means I have no idea how much time has passed between the first and last post that I am using in my ‘more in the last while’ remark.] while then ever before. Though, if you think about I’ve posted about as much if not less in that period of time then you lot do if you took any given time allotment of your posting, so I am at peace with myself. Incidentally, these comments made sense in my head I am however not a very eloquent person, but I have accepted and come to terms with that. My mother gave me a WHITE sweater. The seriousness of this event may not be understood so I will tell you what happened in detail *Evil smirk*, which will hopefully help you understand that this is a truly momentous occasion in my life. It went something like this: MOTHER: Try this on. ME: Why? *Sounds suspicious and just a little scared*[was focusing on computer screen and was not looking at mother or garment, and is horribly familiar with mothers taste in clothing] MOTHER: Just try it on. ME: *Turns around slowly, terror apparent* OHHHHHHH you found my sweater, I love that sweater, it is like my favorite piece of clothing...[pause] I was sure I threw that out [puts sweater on and gives self mild concussion because the head hole is too small and I had to yank it down.] OWWW Right now I remember, it was too small, Why is it still there. I know for a fact I threw that out. MOTHER: *gives me vaguely amused look* [You have to understand she’s put up with me for 16 years and has long given up on teasing or other wise indulging in my stupid and vaguely psychotic blonde moments] It’s mine. ME: [pause] oh right...[ It all makes sense at this point because despite the ridiculously small head hole it fits me and I was like 10 when I had this top.*Mother walks off having completed what turned out to be a rather strenuous task* [That was the jest of what happened I rambled on about my long forgotten, much loved and incessantly worn [Often becoming a health hazard] sweater for quite some time.]Haha theres more... ME: *gasp* YOU VOLUNTARILY GAVE ME A WHITE SWEATER, BWHA YOU, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE GAVE ME A WHITE PIECE OF CLOTHING. HAHA BE IT ON YOUR HEAD.*continues to dance around and rant quite happily for a while.* [I was yelling because she was in the other room, and I was sort of hysterical.] MOTHER: *Patient silence, sighs and ignores me* [If you knew my mother you’d be painfully aware that her patient silences are few and VERY far in between in fact the word should never be associated with her ...EVER. Yet I seem to be the bulk receiver of the few that occur, I really can’t imagine why.] The point of that mind numbing story was that I spill things -normally impossible to get out and very bright things- on any white or light piece of clothing I own. It has gotten to the point that both parents forbid me from buying light clothing on the rare occasions they shop with me. Whenever I show off my purchases and if there is a light piece of clothing among it I am greeted by horrified and disapproving looks and statements like “You had better be the one who paid for that.” Then my mother goes and gives me this top. *Tears of joy in eyes.* I am sooooo happy...Yes I’m sad and I just spent a really long time giving you a REALLY boring post. Nevertheless, I’m bored and I don’t want to be alone in my suffering so... SUFFER. BWHA. from lovebunny [Where ever you are in Wellington Mirry and Meg I hate you and I am horribly jealous.] ++ Friday, November 28, 2003 // 07:51 p.m. ++ Hello all EXAMS ARE OVER EXAMS ARE OVER tommorow, we go to Wellington I have a saxaphone all is right with the world all? NO!! coz last night I wrote some poetry that’s right, you heard me correctly POETRY WARNING!! FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS: 1.RHYMES A 3 YEARS OLD WOULD BE ASHAMED OF 2.EVENTS MOST OF YOU NEITHER KNOW ABOUT NOR UNDERSTAND, BUT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, DIDHAPPEN 3.BB SUFFERING FROM SLEEP DEPRIVATION BECAUSE SOMEONE PLANTED A TICKING CLOCK IN MY ROOM AND FINALLY 4.BB IN A VERY STRANGE MOOD…. But first, and introduction… Late last night, while lying in bed And trying to recall Future tense French verb endings I felt poetry’s subtle call I felt the need to write a poem An ode in fact, no less So from eleven forty four to twelve oh eight I did my best, I guess And well, I spose you all know What they always say When the sun is shining Go ahead and make some hay. AN ODE TO MY WATER BOTTLE Water bottle, water bottle We’ve done so many things We’ve climbed the highest (*cough*) mountains We’ve swung on many swings And when we went to Hamilton You travelled there and back Tramping at Lake Mahinerangi You were there, in my pack When I slipped into the water You did not wail nor cry But merely sat and watched as the Fish went darting by. It was here you had that accident And sadly changed your shape From cylinder to triangle Hot water do you hate? I mostly forgot to bring you To all my hockey games But nevertheless, it was fun Despite the wind, hail and rain. We sat those dumb exams And hopefully we passed Although, when it came to study I really could notbe arsed. Through practise and performance Sat you there, by my side Even though that stupid judge Us, he just could not abide. And now my friend, the time has come For yet another quest And though you may get weary There will be no time to rest This one is the biggest, and hopefully the best Middle Earth here we come, and let not no one jest For Elves, Hobbits, Orcs and Men And Miriam and Meaghan Mirkwood, Gondor, Amon Hen Legolas and Eowyn On Monday night we shall descend For the premiere In Wellingoton, or Middle Earth Whichever you prefer. And though you may be simple Clear, with a blue and white lid You are my one true helper And this fact cannot be hid. From the Esclavage Lapin….yes, I had my French exam today bye!! cya! you always have to have the last word don’t you? do not do TOO!! well look whos doing it now!! am NOT!! AM TOO!! *coughs*goodbye all bye!! {thwacks} ow!!!goodbye {sighs} cya!! later!! ++ Friday, November 28, 2003 // 10:20 a.m. ++ Hiya! How's it? Am bored. Have too much free time. Will go now. Peace Out. Little Evil Bunny. (Yes I am posting for the hell of it. Am suffering from chocolate deprivation.) ++ Thursday, November 27, 2003 // 10:22 p.m. ++ Woah woah. TOO MANY POSTS. Page was literally getting crushed. More likely, exploading. Hmm, seems like Adele had an important message: Hey, guys? If you could get on MSN as soon as you see this, that'd be really good. I kinda really, really need to talk to you guys. It's important. Adele So yeah... *goes on MSN* O_o;; >> AN EXAM FREE SKITTIE!!! |